Hang on, stitching together your page...
If you find that my tale is gutter-rhymed doggerel
(one that drives you to guttural yells)
well, I really can’t help that my singing’s a caterwaul.
I suggest you complain somewhere else.
That’s because in Talwythen to rhyme is required,
and it has been since Odl the First
said that lusterless speech without form be retired
and that words may be only in verse.
He took pen and he issued a royal decree
written out by his powerful hand
that took rhyming from poets and said it should be
the compulsory law of the land.